I have been told that confession is good for the
soul.
My personal experience however, has not exactly
confirmed this belief.
I think that really the best course is to avoid
doing anything at all that needs to be confessed.
It seems though, that some people believe I have
done some things that need owning up to.
So here goes:
1. I confess that I left home so I could spend
all my time with my lover.
2. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and don't
know where I am, or what day of the week it is.
3. Often I don't know where I'm going but I go
anyway.
4. I feel that a day in which I have not done
anything important has most likely been a happy day.
5. I confess that I no longer pay monthly utility
bills or bother with mortgage payments.
6. I don't do yardwork anymore so I have lots of
time to appreciate the work done by others.
7. When I am asked for my address I give a real
one but it is not one that I live at.
8. I enjoy driving my very large truck.
9. I find the 6 o'clock news, the 11 o'clock
news, in fact almost all news except the weather is mostly worth ignoring.
10. I don't feel guilt about any of the above.
There I think
I'm done. Does anybody feel any better? I don't, but you know what?....I
felt pretty good before.
8 comments:
I loved it!! I guess a lot of us would have to make similar confessions. Isn't that grand?
Dang, you really sound sorry for your actions. Hmmmmm take 3 strong Marguerita's and call me in the morning if you still felt that way. :-)
I know you were glad to get that off your chest!!! hee hee
Confession is good for the soul!..hope you feel better!!
This was a great post. Loved it. So glad you felt that you needed to confess. Keep up the good work.
Your confession makes you sound like an Angel compared to my confession.
I feel much better now that you confessed. Why..not really sure, just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling...hehe
Your confession made me feel better. Always good to know we are not alone.
Great posting. I feel much better just reading it and knowing there are others out there who know what we are talking about here.
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