Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Tragedy in Local Park



 Uninformed sources have reported a terrible accident has taken place in one of our nearby parks. It appears that dozens or perhaps ten innocent park visitors have been cruelly trampled by a herd of wildly out of control animals. The victims have been left lying in impossibly uncomfortable positions on the cold dank ground.


 The suspects were caught on camera by a man walking his child (he can't afford a dog). It shows the reported owner of these animals --one S. Claus --deflated and probably inebriated-- being dragged from the scene. Bystanders claim that one of the culprits was so drunk his nose was actually glowing red. 


                      

          If you see this man in your neighbourhood report him immediately to the proper authorities.

Warning : He is known to have a strange fondness for chimneys.

5 comments:

Wanderin' said...

Cute, Toni. We'll watch for him here.

Linda Sand said...

Fair and balanced reporting, right? Thanks for the chuckle.

Jim and Sandie said...

Too funny. Hope he sobers up before he gets to my house.

~~Sue B~~ said...

no chimmney here..hope he likes elevators?

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

What a cute idea. Great imagination!